Allah drinks his coffee
Ra (Allah), Father and Sam meet in a coffee shop.
Allah says the lad wants a virgin wife. He has never had a virgin. Well there isn’t many of them around so he will have to find her young after she finishes school and get in first.
Let him keep growing mushrooms from used coffee grounds and having sex with girls that smoke. Keep doing Jihad!
Father drinks his tea. Father you work on keeping girls virgins until they marry them and feed him a sausage roll. (More tea vicar) and let them smoke strawberry e-cigarettes.
He shall take a wife in her virginity. A widow, or a divorced woman, or one who is profaned by harlotry, these he may not take; but rather he is to marry a virgin of his own people.
Don’t take anyone but a virgin as a wife! Uriel
Sam drinks his orange juice. You keep fruit trees and work on the steak sandwich. Fast from cow in October for a virgin. Let him feed virgins strawberries and wine (wedding water) with a meal.