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Once you have won a girl by the flaming sword if she hasn’t had a child already you have to shoot her down from the princess mentality by not paying for her meals and say you want a 50:50 relationship with her and that you want her to be one of your five girlfriends and work for the family business under fathers shield.   https://youtu.be/4LIIhSHgjTw...

I have wings of an teleporting Angel and have fought many wars in many different universes with fathers (Christians) and Allah (Muslims). I give my orders on Twitter using the hash tags #allah and #father. I now also use Sam/Yahweh (Jews). #sam peace be upon you. Father Allah Sam (Yahweh) ...

Allah finds this amusing. Don’t say inshallah say zoom. As Allah wants us to go to space. That comes from another universe that Allah took me to where the word inshallah was banned so we said zoom instead. Cosmic war! In this universe the American president banned the word “inshallah” after Muslims had been fighting them. So we said “zoom” instead. The American president dropped an a bomb but Allah teleported me out to another universe. Girls...