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Stovin Gardening Movement / Blog (Page 168)

When in hospital Jesus asked me to explain Christianity as the water life cycle. It went something like this. Water starts on the soil first and goes to the river. The river carry all the sins down into the ocean to the fish where they are then purified by Allah’s sun and evaporate into clouds into lee air and he carries Jesus. The clouds then cool over the mountain and fathers rain falls onto the hills watering the...

Now I live with my mum she won’t let me do much gardening and grow plants. But she will let me keep Allah’s chillis on a sunny windowsill and Fathers mint in the garden. So even though I can’t garden now. I still can worship Allah and father. Allah says he will feed me. ...

Allah, Father and Lee meet for breakfast for their meeting. Allah drinks his coffee and father his tea and me my orange juice. I say to Allah. You keep making mushrooms and fighting for me and scaring the life out of people and giving women that smoke orgasms and work on the right hand possesses by the flaming sword. Father you seek virgins to give cuddles and their daily bread and find five girlfriends to work at my marketing...

I have had some weird experiences. I phoned up 111 when I was having chest pains and they said in the background say blt twice for five girlfriends. So I said it. Then when I got to hospital the people kept saying save the world. I think God or angles possesses people to talk to me. Well I’m going to be cheeky myself and play my own games and say fathers blt with boiled egg for five...