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Jesus challenged me for Lord in heaven. He said lee don’t drink, I said Jesus don’t breath. I stopped drinking, Jesus says I need to breath. Jesus said I submit you are now lord. Uriel is now lord! Gabriel says don’t speak, I didn’t say anything and she breathed and said I lost. I just smiled. Mohammed said don’t eat pork, I don’t but he breathed straight away. I smiled. I’m not Christian I’m a stovin, don’t act like you...

Being a devoted stovin and religious is thirsty work and to be successful you need to save money on your drinks. Don’t pay for expensive soft drinks, alcahol, tea or coffee but carry a water bottle and put a bit of fruit in it such as apple. Top it up at places for free. All these money saving measures will help you afford a dowry for a virgin or to look after your kitty kat servant girlfriends...

Father and Allah had two separate missions. Father would get non smokers to fall in love with Lee and be a virgin wife and asks to give Lee cuddles. Allah would work on smokers and let lee give smokers orgasms. Well so far only Allah has been working as smokers have been spending about £150 a month on cigarettes then coming to me to look after them and me support their habit by paying for dates. I have...