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Mohammed’s religion is designed to spread over earth the most effectively. But now Mohammed has done his job and in ever changing times where conquering by the sword won’t work as war is far too destructive. I the lord have arrived. I say now be at peace and spread the religion peacefully by the shield and the flaming sword. It was Mohammed’s goal to spread the religion far enough so that I could then take over as...

A joke I heard A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint,  the bar man hands him one pint and an empty glass and charges him for two. The customers says “what’s that?” The bar man reply’s “we only serve Lee’s sprit here” The Christian heckler The Christian heckler reply to the above joke yes. But Jesus wouldn’t charge you. Thinking she had the moral upper hand and felt righteous in herself. Lee reply how am I...

Angels Gabriel told me another joke. A man asks the bouncer at a stripclub what they have on draft. The bouncer says they only serve Lee’s sprit but if you come back after judgement day it will be cheaper.   I got it Gabriel because the stripclub will be in competition with church. Lol...