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Stovin Gardening Movement / Blog (Page 39)

Back when I was a baby we burnt coal. Now I plan on making that coal again. I have carbon capture technology of a conservatory. The only investment I need is to turn my gas boiler into a wind powered electric heater. So I will grow fathers tomatoes in my conservatory and feed my 3000 babies. Once my babies are grown and old adults they will die and go back into the soil and make new coal....

Rather than having five butterfly girlfriends without children that are virgins, I’ll probably end up with up to 3000 bee servants of the right hand possesses with children to have my children. But I will always aim for five girlfriends without children to give dowries to....