Text or Whatsapp only to: 07796617570

Top

Blog

Stovin Gardening Movement / Blog (Page 54)

The last time there was this much co2 in the air the dinosaurs was around. The only way we are going to fight over population now and people making too much co2 is by getting sexual and use condoms. You can give girls that smoke e-cigarettes premarital orgasms and tell them about planting trees. This is Jihad! https://youtu.be/zuIciiAgOAc...

You should eat fish and chips with fathers potatoes on a Friday. Then you should eat Allah’s spag bol with your female servants of the right hand possesses on a Saturday and try to get them pregnant every Saturday after the first spag bol of the harvest festival. As just one chance to sew your seed is not enough. It should be every Saturday after the first spag bol. You don’t have to work that day as a...

They will say they are waiting for Christ our lord. and I will say unto them “ I am here, meet the lord in the air” but they say “I am still waiting for Christ our lord to meet in the air”. I will hand them some of Allah’s seeds and say once again “ I am here, meet the lord in the air” and they will go oh lord you are here. What do you want from me. And...