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God wanted a new name for the religion and previously he threatened to strike me with lightning. So for a short time I gave him the name of Zeus but it’s the same god of Abraham so I went back to calling him Yahweh. I might rebrand his name in the future and call him Zeus again to be down with the kids and get them into gardening. ...

You have 10 minutes to surrender Ian an army is on it way. Because I’m not going to drink water for 10 minutes and that’s the time it will take a nuke to reach you. So Jesus can’t protect you. Allah is going to nuke you with hot chillis. Parable of war....

Jesus was a fisher man and feeds his people with fish Lee is a gardener and eats his own food and feeds his people with his garden Mohammed was a hunter and killed animals Moses was a scavenger and collected eggs, berries and mushrooms Gabriel drinks milk and breasts feeds her children The four elemental prophets and the fifth to come....