Father I’ll meet you halfway in Eden on earth and worship you with naked virgins dancing in on the full moon in church.
Please forgive me for my earthly sins.
love lee the earth.
I will save my pennies to donate to the church....
Meet Allah and Jesus in the middle and save the earth. To save you from hell eat a chilli at the harvest festival with a drink of water.
Give thanks to Jesus who died for our sins and drink his water....
Mohammed I accept your terms. I want Allah to make things fresh. I will only eat halal chicken while a servant.
Father drinks tea, Allah drinks coffee and I drink apple juice while in prison.
I will fast during the day time and eat at night and worship ramadan. Hiss
Allah do you accept my apple of the Christian Gardening Movement? Learn to negotiate with Father the logo of the religion. It’s fresh!...