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Stovin Gardening Movement / Blog (Page 94)

I have some evidence that I am from another universe. I had a magic orange tree that I took around different places. Plus I had some regular pepper seedlings. Anyway I planted the orange tree in the garden so it would be watered when I went into hospital. When I came out of hospital the tree had vanished and so had the peppers there was just soil. I am thinking who would steal plants or was...

So let’s see what God wins. Mine who supports nature and growing your own food. Or some Satan who believes in stealing Mars bars to get by. I care. I believe in the earth God of love Sam (Yahweh). I will aim for five girlfriends like Sam said I could. They are not false Gods, we shall see who ends up on top. We need to plant a little rubarb in the garden of Eden. ...

What Uriel did instead of Mohammed when his girlfriend left him for another man was punish her with a therapy quote and said you will have to pay £1000 for therapy to get back with me and be my girlfriend. That’s uriel’s stick. But honestly you can’t beat Mohammed’s big stick for discipline with women and your servants. I’ll meet you halfway Islam. Hit them with a big therapy bill. Lol...