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God is angry – you lit your last cigarette

God is angry – you lit your last cigarette

As I needed to give Allah a job and go to war with someone. I thought of a peaceful way to use his powers. I told Allah to give women orgasms until they quit smoking. So it’s your religious deuty of a premarital test to give an orgasm until they quit smoking. Allah is fun!


Ra (Allah) “quit smoking women or ill give you an orgasm!”


When a man gives his female servant an orgasm so hard that the servant can’t walk for days he is not to be punished, since the servant is his own responsibility.


Jesus laughs and says:

Jesus laughs and says I might let them use alcohol to force an orgasm.  Why not if a girl drinks alcohol you can give an orgasm off her until she quits drinking. You shouldn’t drink.