I giant handbag full of gold and pearls
When I was a young man I wanted to get married and I would have gave a woman a massive handbag full of gold and Pearls all the gold and pearls a woman could ask for. But they just used my generosity and showed me no love and not have my children.
Now I am old and wise and have no handbag to give. But the women should give me a ring of a superman and serve me as their master.