I hate Halloween
I hate Halloween ever since that girl got pregnant. I’ve been attacked by witches. I won’t celebrate it.
Exodus 22:18 – Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Leviticus 19:26 – Ye shall not … use enchantment, nor observe times. Leviticus 20:27 – A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.