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I just gave away Jupiter *laughs

I just gave away Jupiter *laughs

When I was in mental hospital I met Allah and Father. They spoke to me and I thought they was space aliens 👽 as they gave me the power to give girls orgasms when I blew at them. Father gave non smokers orgasms and Allahs smokers orgasms. They said that I could have children and they would help me. So I gave the sun to Allah for his help and father the moon. A long time has past since the time I escaped from mental hospital and ran around Sheffield medowhall, Leeds and Harrogate giving girls air orgasms. But father said can he have Jupiter so I just said yes. Sorry guys I’m giving the solar systems planets away so I can have a girlfriend and have a child of my own.

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