Father gets them pregnant with wedding water
I don’t drink alcohol except at my weddings so I can afford the extra money to pay a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses to be a surrogate. It’s £150 for Allah to force an orgasm but £200 for father to try for children. They drink alcahol all the time so don’t mind being surrogates for £200 a try.
Jesus turns water into wine. Father gets them pregnant with his minty breath!