Satan took the piss
Satan took the piss trying to make me childless and just look after other men’s children. But then I died when Laurie got pregnant to the Antichrist. It broke my heart Jesus brought me back to life with water and I became an Angel. Angel Uriel. Now I hold the flaming sword and am very strict with who I let into Eden. Demons can smoke that don’t want to garden or look after animals or donate to wildlife charities.