Third horseman famine
Capture servant concubines by the flaming sword and don’t pay for their meals until after they have slept with you. If you aquire servants by other means put them to work in your field and let them grow their own food.
- Laurie that was the last water you’ll ever drink – Jesus
- Laurie that was the last cigarette you’ll ever smoke – Lee
- Laurie that was the last meal you’ll ever eat – Mohammed
I warn you Laurie submit to God by the harvest festival and be my servant.