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Thirsty work

Thirsty work

Being a devoted stovin and religious is thirsty work and to be successful you need to save money on your drinks. Don’t pay for expensive soft drinks, alcahol, tea or coffee but carry a water bottle and put a bit of fruit in it such as apple. Top it up at places for free.

All these money saving measures will help you afford a dowry for a virgin or to look after your kitty kat servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses. Also Satan and the enemy is evil and if she offers you a drink it will be laced with cyanide so it’s best to carry your own water.